Engelsk

I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!

Vædderen

Atletisk

173 cm

Grøn

Kaukasisk

Ja - hjemme

Ja

Øjne

Andet, Synlig tatovering

Mørkeblond

Ingen kæledyr

Nej

Universitetsuddannet

Fuldtid

Andet

Building Manager and Massage Therapist

Fra $30.000 til $44.999USD

Med børn

Nogle gange er det vildt

Ja - ofte

Ja - ofte

Klassens klovn

Højrøstet, Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Party Starter, Pyroman, Flirtende, Uadvendt, Underlig

Læring, Tv, Film, Gå på diskotek / barer, Fotografering

Være sammen med venner, Feste, Være hjemme, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Klæde sig ud, Spille computerspil

Anything at least once.

Venlig, Cool, Perfekt, Fjollet, En flirt

Kristen

På ferier

To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Slapstick, Sadistisk

Tegnefilm, Film, Genudsendelser

Handling, Comedy

Rock, Elektronisk, Støvsugerlyde, Punk

Poesi, Videnskab, Jeg bryder mig ikke om at læse

Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Intelligens, Flot udseende, Humor, Dygtighed, Empati, Følsomhed, Særheder, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Morsom, Omtanke

Whatever you have to offer.

Internetven, Ven, Intim