Englisch

I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!

Widder

Athletisch

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Grün

Kaukasisch

Ja - Zuhause

Ja

Augen

Andere, Sichtbare Tattoos

Dunkelblond

Keine Haustiere

Nein

Hochschul-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Andere

Building Manager and Massage Therapist

$30,000USD bis $44,999USD

Mit Kind(ern)

Es wird manchmal etwas verrückt

Ja - Oft

Ja - Oft

Klassenclown

Heftig, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Party-Startet, Feurig, Flirtwillig, Offen, Eigenartig

Lernen, TV, Filme, Clubbing / Ausgehen, Fotografie

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Party machen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Clubbing / Bars, Trinken, Sich aufstylen, Videospiele spielen

Anything at least once.

Freundlich, Cool, Perfekt, Albern, Ein Flirt

Christ

In den Ferien

To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.

Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern, Witzig, Sadistisch

Cartoons, Filme, Wiederholungen

Action, Comedy

Rock, Electronic, Staubsaugergeräusche, Punk

Poesie, Wissenschaft, Ich mag lesen nicht

Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Seltsamkeiten, Spontanität, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich

Whatever you have to offer.

Internet-Freund, Freund, Vertrauter