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I AM ZIM!!
I cook, I bake, I clean, I sew, I iron, I do dishes, I do laundry, AND I put the lid down...but I don't speak S******.
Ask me anything and I will tell. My life is an open book. I used to be a martial arts instructor 'till I joined the Air Force. I'm out, now, and have been an auto paint touch-up specialist, a registered assistant at a clinic for the handicapped and brain trauma injury victims, a professional preschool portrait photographer, A Christian Camp counselor, A telemarketer, a department manager of furniture at a Wal-Mart, a valve shop technician, a painter/builder, and I attended Nevada School of Massage Therapy for 7 mos. for my trade school (I am a certified massage therapist)...most of which, while living in Vegas! I am currently the Building Manager for Pilots Pub, (a bar), in Lafayette and Opelousas, LA.
I lived in Fresno, (Clovis) CA. for most of my life, have been to Washington, Oregon, Alabama, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Canada, and have lived in Texas, Mississippi, Cali., Nevada, Louisiana and Jersey. (don't even get me started on how many places I've driven through...) I was stuck in Fabulous Las Vegas since Oct. of '04, and recently moved to Louisiana in Feb. of '07...yay...
I'm 5'9", short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair, blue-green eyes (that change with mood), and 147 lbs. I eat everything in sight, but still seem to maintain a relatively skinny figure, simply by sitting on the couch, playing video games, and watching Cartoon Network, all because of my incredible metabolism! (I'm humble, I swear!) =)
I have three tattoos. Right shoulder (Gir from Invader Zim), left chest (Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs), and on the small of my back (Courage, the Cowardly Dog from Courage the Cowardly Dog...). my tongue is pierced, and I used to want my left eyebrow pierced...but i dunno...
I can't really say what my personality is like, because everyone has their own opinion of me, so...find out for yourself!

Овен

Атлетическое

172 см

Зеленые

Белый европеец/кавказец

Да - дома

Да

Глаза

Другое, Видимые тату

Светло-русый

Нет животных

Нет

Средне-специальное

Полный рабочий день

Другое

Building Manager and Massage Therapist

от $30,000USD до $44,999USD

С детьми

Иногда происходит бред

Да - часто

Да - часто

Клоун

Вульгарное, Наблюдательное, Сама дружелюбность, Комедийное, Зачинатель тусовок, Зачинатель скандалов, Флирт, Свободное, Странное

Учеба, ТВ, Фильмы, Клубы/Бары, Фотография

Тусовки с друзьями, Вечеринки, Останусь дома, Пробовать новое, Фильмы, Клубы / Бары, Выпить, Игра в переодевания, Видеоигры

Anything at least once.

Сама дружелюбность, Крутой, Идеал, Немного "того", Флирт

Христианство

По праздникам

To help people. I want to devote a good portion of my life to helping people in every sense of the word.

Умный, Сарказм, Сама дружелюбность, Немного "того", Фарс, Садистский

Мультфильмы, Фильмы, Записи

Экшн, Комедии

Рок, Электроника , Звуки пылесоса, Панк

Поэзия, Наука, Я не люблю читать

Playing Nintendo, having **** watching movies, cuddling, and fixing/inventing stuff.

Интеллект, Красота, Юмор, Умения, Сопереживание, Чувствительность, Странности, Спонтанность, Кокетство, Остроумие, Внимание

Whatever you have to offer.

Интернет друг, Друг, Интим