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Metaphoric Philosopher of Stupid
Age 42 From Waterloo, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
I would describe myself as a hardworking freeloader who is broke and rich, set in his ways, yet very open-minded. I guess i am a metaphorical philosopher of stupid.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Branded, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
musician/cook
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Family, Photography, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
comfortable in every way. perfect and level-headed converssation.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
looking for a girl via the web and here i am
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
My goal is to be happy and find a girl who feels the same way. Life is simple.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Doing fun stuff.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
i look for open-minded people to express themselves with me as i express myself to them. Expression needs to be accepted.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate
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