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Y'all wanna start a riot?
Age 35 From Madison, Alabama - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
There's a lot to say and it honestly just ends up being easier to get to know me. Though if you must have something worth reading here:

I read constantly, it\'s impressive the amount of trivia I\'ve got stored up in my head.

Music is pretty much a huge part of my life. I\'ve got zero musical talent but don\'t let that fool you. I\'m going to sing along whether I know the song or not.

You and me, we should go fishing in the dark.
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Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Unemployed
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
I Keep It Real
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Music, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I'm up for anything, anywhere, anytime. You could literally call me at the 3 in the morning and ask if I wanted to help you make a movie the next day. I will say yes. By the way this has happened.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving, traveling, prize fighting, and making moonshine
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
I want to take over the country of Suriname. Or own a farm, one of the two.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Let's go do some crazy stuff off in the woods.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I need someone who's a little crazy to match my metric
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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