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General Varg!
Age 36 From Karawatha, Australia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
A Little About Me:

here is where i tell you tales from beyond the Grave! tales of strange and re-occurent adventures of GENERAL VARG! LORD AND COMMANDER OF THE UNDEAD ARMIES OF THE NORTH! but sadly it will all start and begin with mentioning im a lost soul. kind of bleak.. boring.. but heres the Lemony twist! im as every human on this earth.. complicated.. come talk to me.. allow me to open up and reveal my "inner workings". You as many may just find im un-bearable to be near or to be spoken with or by.. but if you do manage to come to tolerate me and my usless banter and eutnerage of meaningless Bollocks.. than i will ask of you just one thing.. try your hardest to get closer to me.. i garuntee to you 100% that i will want your encounters to be re-occurent!. Just to poke at my own wearyness.. to apply existance to my stupid mental patterns.. it seems thoes who i have grown to truely hold dear.. i have hated with ensured deep hellish RAGE. try to make sence of it.. for i thought the old saying goes " You may never truely be able to hate someone until you have loved them first".
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Gothic Clothing Store Clerk
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something That neither me nor my date have done before.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
gathering a large quantity of maple syrup and going swimming.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to own a successfull digital graphics company.. one day become a radio host!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Satire, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
this will have to be taken care of later on..

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Intelligence really.. someone who loves to laugh and can find my humor funny. and someone who is all round affectionate.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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