I'm not a big fan of people. I spend most of my time with my dogs and cats. I left all my friends behind on the other side of the country and am stuck in a tiny town where I know no one. I am a writer in need of a muse. I read too much and know more than I can ever use. Sometimes I'm not quite sure what to say.

Sagittarius

Average

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Hazel

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Dark Brown

Cat, Dog, Reptile

Art / Music / Literature

Senior Vice President of Jackassery

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

No

Yes - Socially

Outcast

Reserved, Shy, Loud, Anti-social, Dark, Strange

Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

Getting hammered at Cannibal Corpse and witnessing her punch some guy in the face, then stumbling around the city until the sun comes up or the cops follow our trail of destruction.

Things that would make even the internet itself feel bashful.

Troublemaker, A Troll, Obscure

Agnostic

Never

Anarchist

My goal in life is to someday be a plantation owner on a small island in the South of Mars. Or, failing that, a crazy old man in a crumbling shack with too many cats and an unmowed lawn. Or maybe own a thousand reptiles. Whichever one I get to first, I guess.

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

Rock, Metal, Folk, Punk

News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author

If it feels good, keep doing it until you throw up or get run out of town by a torch-wielding mob. Repeat as necessary.

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate