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Jaded Dark Prince
Age 50 From Mehlville, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Haaa! I'm different. I'm searching for my other half. I keep imagining she's searching also. I'd rather describe her. I'm simple. I'm a man. Not as far from an animal as people would like to believe. I want to love, live, and be happy. Learning comes with it unless your retarded. Bit of a pessimist. Probably didn't spell that right and don't care. Like stuff. Don't like other stuff. Music is my release. I live life sexy. Don't like women who show off or require constant male attention. If you've put your naked body on a dating site I don't want to see it. If you have 20 male friends and hardly any female KEEP THEM. A good date would be St. Charles Riverfront little restaurant. Good vacation would be flying to Denmark to catch the Cruxshadows playing. But I don't know where you are. I get attention but she's never you. Til then I'm not looking to meet new friends. Need friends like I need a hole in the head. I sooo identify with you. Your so cool and sooo right.
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Exotic Animal, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
None of your business
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner and a walk in the evening. Plenty of time to talk.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To get together some hackers to bring down a stupid dating site for asking stupid questions.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
To not have a goal.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Shooting at a propane tank with a AK-47 and two 40 rounds clips. Seriously...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
To not have to answer these questions.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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