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theembalmer15 Profile Information

twistedly sweet
Age 35 From Denton, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hey there! I am a student at UNT and will eventually become an embalmer! Awesome I know! I am very loyal and a complete dork. I have balance issues and I would love to one day take over the world and right all the wrongs. I am a fun girl who is looking for a self sustained man to enjoy my time with.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Student
My Job Title Is  
zombie detection artist
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something random and no pressure, traditional dates are kinda odd, lets grab coffee go to toys r us and have a sword fight!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
dancing in public, skydiving, karaoke (but I never will), picnics
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
To get my education, get my career, get myself financially stable, then change the world, hopefully have a family by then as well.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Dance, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going out and people watching, grabbing a drink, getting a bite to eat, acting silly for no good reason, cuddling on the couch watching movies, wrestling, midnight tag, dancing, pool

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for someone who is going to give me respect in all aspects and expect the same from me. I want someone who will not back down to me on something they believe in but who will also not bully me into what they want me to do. I want someone who is loyal and not a cheating lying bastard. I want someone who is fun and can handle my dorkyness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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