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smolennydead Profile Information

i have nothing to offer except confusion
Age 39 From Myrtle Beach, South Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary, Other
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Native American, Caucasian, Other
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Other
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
do'er
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Pipe
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Sleeping, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
lazer tag, bongs, popeyes chicken then some cartoons
I've Always Wanted To Try  
not trying things
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to swim in a pool of jello, teach my dog to talk, rob a bank, tie strings to an entire colony of bee's and walk them around handing them out to people, and then to die, got my hand basket ready!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
not working, scribbling nonsense on pieces of paper, slinging paint around, smashing things

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Wit
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