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morbidmissy Profile Information

what a deviant
Age 37 From Peru, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am going back to school (I started college as a Mortuary Science student) and I am now majoring in forensics... Not as... well... morbid. I'd much rather spend my day sorting through body parts then talking to a stiff (that gets real old, real quick)I enjoy to read and I miss the beach. I grew up in NY and everbody calls me Missy. Was that random enough for you? Oh did i mention, I think i have ADD??
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
lifeguard
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well it would be much appreciated if you dont grope me within five minutes, unless of course you ask.
Ok so back to ideal. Coffee is good, and an excellent way of getting to know somebody. Then maybe back to my place, or just go bowling. Who knows. I just wanna go out and have a good time! Make me laugh!!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Dating a chick? Noo wait.. did that.. I dont know. I always wanted to try to be happy, but happiness never seems to be in my cards.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I want to be successful, have a family and be happy. And I dont necessarily mean offspring of my own. I am content with lots of pets that love me.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Instructional, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Didnt I answer this atleast 3 times already?? I just want somebody who doesnt judge me and my odd sense of humor. Who isnt mainstream. Who doesnt look down upon my :normal" friends. Who is ok with my dorky-ness and my always being re-donkulously (means rediculously) punctual for everything. And who laughs at the words I make up when I cant think of the right word
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Committed
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