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Age 37 From Wigston, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a simple man, of simple pleasures. Some have been known to describe me as a 'walking sack of hormones', but I disagree. I just love women. I like to listen to classical music, read poetry.
I enjoy candlelit dinners, and walks on the beach. Kissing in the rain is so romantic, I'd love to try it some time with a special girl... maybe that could be you?
I'm a sensitive guy, and I like sensitive girls... mayhaps I could explore your sensitive parts and we could become a love story together?

Either that or a quickie, I'm game either way.

Interests:

Music
My band (I play drums)
Photography
My schlong/best friend
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Feet
Body Art  
Branded, Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Homemaker
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Bar Monkey
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Pipe
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Jock
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A walk in the park, followed by a nice meal in a fancy restaurant. Then a few drinks, and onto a club, where we'd dance, and maybe go home together.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Exotic things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
to be with many people, to be with many friends. To be happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Business, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, Sports, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Drinking. Partying. Dancing. Playing music. Filling a hole. Wearing fancy underwear. Dressing up. Role playing.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I'm not sure, maybe you?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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