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misterpokaroo Profile Information

Stranger with Candy
Age 40 From London, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Greetings, I am Mister Pokaroo the hokey pokey demon. Strange title isn't it? thats alright though. I am fighting a war beyond the polka door, reclaiming a kingdom that was lost. I was thrown out for my devilish ways and am currently fighting for it back. The world changes people and people change people. I have been left unchanged. I am what everyone seems to want but yet are willing to throw away. I am that creepy guy at the back of the bus who wont stop staring. I am the boy your mother warned you about. I would say I am the bogeyman but that job was already taken by a few people. Sometimes I wish i could be closer to those who may of made an impact on my life, but sadly 95% were imagnary...it happens. I tend to over think or under think things, I wish to be nomadic (a travler of sorts) but I enjoy having a home. I think of the bright side of the dark side if that makes sense to you then we may just get along
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Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
My Hair Is  
Black
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
silk screener
I Make This Much In A Year  
$75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Tv, Movies, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
skinny dipping in a lake? nah i dont swim.
Drinking under a bridge dressed up in our finest clothes...now that sounds awesome
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
to own my own shop and to have a pet midgit
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
i look for something I can never truely find, someone who can rant and rave about everything but yet nothing at all.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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