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maldoror Profile Information

Great Hyperbolic Omni Cognate
Age 42 From Austin, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Arabic
I Would Describe Myself As  
Periodically I do things. Sometimes they are well done. Sometimes they are not. I watch film. I read books. I listen to music. I drink liquor.
Shortlist:
-zombies
-books, all kinds
-movies, almost all kinds (I am kinda a snob)
-rock and/or roll, metal
-soy
-ink on the skin, pierced tissue
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
Graduate Student
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
As with most things, expectations are a trap. Enjoyment
of what does happen from moment to moment is always superior,
maybe a better way to say this is that you should expect to
enjoy what ever happens, not some specific chain of events.
Very zen of me, eh?
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Everything.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
My goal is to live a thousand years in a platinum pyramid. Worshiped and feared by all who tread in my domain. Or something else, I can't quite decide
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Industrial, Ambient, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Fun is situations, fun is company, fun is good music, fun is better conversation, fun is living a little dangerously, fun is half a bottle of whiskey, fun is someone drinking the other half, fun is getting drunk and declaring that there shall be no rhyming poetry in this house and finding all the rhyming poetry and tossing it onto the front lawn, fun is cooking good food, fun is a glass (or 3) of wine with dinner, fun is.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for someone smart and vibrant enough to have a conversation with me, that's not to say I'm the best or smartest conversationalist, but I'm not interested in someone who doesn't have very much to say.

I'm looking for someone who doesn't necessarily share my interests, but is willing to share their interests with me and open to experiencing the areas in which I'm interested as well.

I'm interested in cyborgs, robots, zombies, the insane, the driven, someone smarter than I am, or any combination of the aforementioned.

Jeez, I'm also looking for someone to deflate my ego/pretentiousness/pomposity, that would be nice.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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