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lennybruce Profile Information

Boredome is another word fer fear
Age 47 From Corpus Christi, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
strugglin comic who moonlights as a dishwasher and I can't get enough super gollden crisp. and I'm becoming obsessed with Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Dishwasher/Busser
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Family, Travel, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Drinking, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
that noise that happens in the movies
I've Always Wanted To Try  
touring, doing stand up, firing guns, keeping mah mouth shut...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Once
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
to make a pile of money then look at it and arrange it into smaller piles with like denominations and then form stacks out of the smaller piles and then place the stacks in numerical order on the floor and say to myself..."Wow, I actually made a literal pile of money!"
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Biography, Fiction, History, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
drinking beers, listenin to records, watching old ****ed up Charles Bronson flicks from the 70's, doing stand up, playing shows, going to shows, making fun of others

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'll know it when I see it mang
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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