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Sorta Metal, Sorta Goth, Sorta Geek...
Age 48 From Canton, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I don't fit into any one particular neat little category. I'm ME.

I'm intelligent, stable, and have a really cynical, dark, and goofy sense of humor... think of George Carlin crossed with Beavis & Butt-Head.

I also write and publish unorthodox vampire fiction as a hobby.

I'm mostly harmless, unless you hate it when someone can make you laugh. I'm kinda good at that.
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Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Gray
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Sales / Marketing
My Job Title Is  
Copywriter / Marketing Consultant
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Simply hanging out and talking, really -- just getting to know one another without the pressure of trying to live up to anybody's notions of what a "good" first date should be.

Not very romantic, sure, but I really do want to get to know somebody before I even begin to make a clumsy attempt at being Romeo. I'm not terribly suave, and I'm fully aware of it -- so I instead like to focus on your personality and what you're like, and give you a chance to get to know me.

That way, if I totally screw up an attempt at being romantic, I'm less likely to come off like a complete loser! Y'see, I'm kinda dense, but I'm not dumb.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Going to a comic, science fiction, or horror convention of some sort -- it seems like it'd be a really fun experience. Unless everybody's been lying to me...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
Is to be happy and have a good time before I check out.

I'd also like to become at least a semi-famous author, as opposed to an underground sorta guy.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Long conversations that are equal parts thoughtful and ridiculous... conversations with real give and take and that are actually ABOUT something, not just what's on those stupid reality shows.

I love reading, writing, watching movies, hanging out with friends, walking, running, and looking at the stars on clear nights.

I've been known to wrestle with cats and dogs, and also enjoy taking in a good concert, depending on who's playing.

I'm not a complex, difficult-to-please kinda guy... I'm pretty simple, so I can have fun almost anywhere.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who's stable, intelligent, and has a really open sense of humor -- and who won't look upon me as a scratching post or ATM, because I'm neither.

I value respect, kindness, and consideration -- and I don't want someone to look after me, keep me out of trouble, or run my life. I do that just fine by myself, thank you. At the same time, I don't want to have to be anybody's babysitter, either.

It'd be nice to have someone to go on little adventures with, even if it's only hunting for a hard-to-find book, going to a concert, or going for a walk. As I said, I'm not a complex guy -- it'd be cool to have somebody to share the fun things in my life with, and see what sorta things she's got in her life.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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