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Anyone heading to Kinetik Festival?
Age 45 From Kitchener, Ontario -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
| I Would Describe Myself As | I'm an egoistic megalomaniac and a suicidal chauvinist. When I'm not plotting the destruction of the universe, I coach a team of retired vampire hunters for an extreme knitting championship. On weekends I like to watch myself in the mirror combing my goatee and practice my evil laugh. I like to eat horses, puppies and communists [emo kids are too bitter and have no taste in general.] My favourite sports are downhill synchronized swimming and dinosaur wrestling. Also, bunnies scare me. |
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| Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Athletic |
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| My Height Is | 5' 11 (1.8 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Blue |
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| My Ethnicity Is | European |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Legs |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Current Employment Status Is | Full-time |
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| My Speciality Is | Computers / Electronic |
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| My Job Title Is | Supreme Overlord of the Universe |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $60,000USD To $74,999USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Me showing up at a fancy restaurant wearing nothing but a burlap sack, a top hat and a monocle, while you would be wearing nothing but fishnets a face mask and an umbrella. That would eliminate the awkwardness of trying to find each other in a crowd. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | to slam a revolving door... |
Views
| My Religion Is | Atheist |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Socialist |
Taste
| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Rubber boots, a garbage bag, a curling iron and a gerbil... Seriously though, anything really that's out of the ordinary for the majority of the population, like going to raves and other underground events [Neurodance, Subspace, Darkrave to name a few] or going to a zombie walk. I also appreciate the arts, science and technology. Video games, board games. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit |
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| What Do You Look For? | To hang out/share experiences with someone who has a similar taste in music and likes to dance. Who knows it may lead somewhere. |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed |
