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Whisky, Weasels & Orifices...
Age 53 From San Jose, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
If Shane MacGowan & Nick Cave simultaneously impregnated Ann Magnussen while Jeff Koons sat watching and wondering what Andy Warhol was doing in Heaven...well, that'd be SOMETHING, wouldn't it?
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Genius-in-Residence
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Gambling, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A twelve pack & a bottle of scotch on my front porch.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Black Tar Heroin
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
Up for grabs.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Jazz, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
up to 1000 characters in length. Going into a supermarket after Burningman. Social Engineering. Writing on my vintage Smith~Corona on the front porch while drinking 40's...etc.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Brown paper bags filled with cash.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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