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eyonne Profile Information

Life is beautiful! Then you get sober!:D
Age 40 From Bantry, Ireland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Polish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Mean, grumpy and nerve-racking. But these are only few of my best qualities.
I do my best to be good to everybody but if I see anyone trying to overwhelm me with his depression I scream and run! Really! Been there, done that - thank you very much.
Oh yeah, one more thing - If you can't find your sense of humor even with both hands and a flashlight or you wear more make up than I do - well then it's a big no-no! Sorry Winnetou!
I'm not a Vampire! *sighs* If you think that You are... Well... I can give you a couple of contact numbers but I'm afraid those dudes charge a big dime for an hour of their precious time.
For now I can't read or answer to your messages so hobbityhob at yee*haw might be a way to say hi or something. I am in that other dimensional thingy too. Just type Eyonne and let's be friends :D
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some University
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Teaser and dosser ;)
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
There are no ideal first dates!
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Bah... If I want to try something I just go for it dude...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To die either disgustingly rich or stunningly beautiful. Got looks already so money will do for now :D Sooo modest, I know!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Blues, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Sitting in a rocking chair in front of a fireplace knitting or embroidering rofl! And talking to the cat. There always gotta be a cat! Or... Painting my face, going to the woods and acting like a troll :D

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Gah...I don't know... But I'll tell you when I find it!
But then again - somehow I'm attracted to all amazingly smart, witty, mature and veeery good looking guys who know how to make a girl laugh and are not scared of soap and water. Elderly billionaires with terminal heart disease most welcome! Oh, and good spelling is sexy, did you know that? See? I'm not picky!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend
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