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All we are is a dim image in a mirror..
Age 45 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I am not a good guy or bad guy...nor do. I don't try to be cool, I don't try to charm people, I don't play games, I say what I do and I do what I say, and I don't make or take promises lightly. I'm way past all that. Take me how I am or don't...I could care less unless you give me a reason to care what you think. If you can't handle a cynical, sarcastic guy who sometimes has an acerbic way of speaking...you might not want to talk to me. I have a goofy sense of humor that I put on for show until I get to know someone and then they get to see the more serious side of me (mostly because some people can't handle it). I love industrial music, sci-fi shows and movies, the colors blue, green, red, and black, and I find human stupidity to be the most annoying disease humanity could find itself afflicted with that we will never find a cure for. I'm an intelligent guy that is told he's attractive (maybe they're just being nice...I don't know) and has his act together. I have two jobs, ambitions, goals, don't do drugs or have baggage, and I'm currently single. If that's not enough to interest someone then that's not my problem. Keep looking for your Don Juan.
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Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Bird
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
My Job Title Is  
Licensed Massage Therapist and Spa Host
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something casual. Coffee, lunch, a walk in the park, seeing the sites downtown or going to the music. Something where we can talk, get a feel for each other, and figure out if anything further is a waste of time or not. Whether it's going dancing at a club or sitting at home watching a DVD...as long as it's with someone who's enjoying my company as much as I'm enjoying theirs then it's an ideal date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'm open to suggestions...fire away.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I'm still searching for my goal...perhaps one day it will find me.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Fiction, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Losing myself in the music at Tranzylvania on a Friday with someone interesting and enthralling. Barring that I like movies, long talks about nothing, people watching, animals, and showing off my birds to someone.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Spontaneity, Money, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
Attraction brings people together. Intelligence shows they can communicate on your level. And a compatible personality means they'll want to remain there. After that it's a matter of time to figure out if it we should be together or not. If this question should refer to looks...then I don't have many "requirements". Someone who is in decent shape with a sense of humor and an easy going personality should do well with me. Helps if someone isn't afraid to speak their mind, either.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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