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Boots don't make good pillows
Age 45 From Sacramento, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Well, I read a lot, put many poor choices in my netflix cue, and enjoy lounging with my small group of close friends while imbibing of the cheap beer. I work with crazy people, and I don't just mean zany coworkers, I mean in the mental health field. (The judge asked Mickey "I understand you want to divorce Minnie because she's crazy?" Mickey replied "No, I said she's Goofy!") No, I'm not a psychiatrist, hell, I only make 1/10th of what they do. Literally. I enjoy witty humor, although as I've just shown, jokes can tickle me too. Here's a few fair warnings, if I'm hit on to much or you seem to infatuated with me, you'll scare me away. Just play it cool. The other fair warning, I play things pretty cool myself, but I'm just as cuddly and desiring of affection as most other girls once I decide I'm willing to show it. I want a companion but I don't need one. You can try to catch me on YIM by the screen name sparklebat23. I log onto it once or twice a day from my phone (but never my computer for some odd reason) so please excuse the horrible grammar and complete lack of punctuation if we speak. I finally figured out predictive texting and I'm willing to sacrifice doing things properly just to save myself from having to press 7 four times to enter an S.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Admin slave a cukoo bin
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fiction, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Adventure, video games, board games, dancing, telling jokes, I don't know, all kinds of stuff. It's easier to say what I don't like, but I guess that's "negative". That won't stop me. I dislike heights, get vertigo, and I can't stand being restrained, like on a ski lift, I handle planes better, simply because I can get up and move.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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