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everybody misbehaves...
Age 49 From Hythe, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm less of a glass-half-empty kind of guy, more of a glass-half-empty-and-it's-your-round kind of guy.

My heroes are Henry Rollins, Simon Templar, Mark Callaway and Optimus Prime. I speak seven languages fluently, provided you accept that English comprises all of them. Yes, that is possible. I'm fascinated by narrative studies, professional wrestling, lies and drinking, all of which are, to varying degrees, the same thing. I have a large black cat, and he's mine, so hands off.

I like punk and alternative rock, some metal and country music, and a metric shitload of pop music. I know more about movies than you do, but will try not to let that get in the way of a good conversation. I have no real idea why I'm creating this account other than that no one else is in and I'm a little bored.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Oh, this is f**king ridiculous. Ok. Thai food at eight. Pub at half nine. More pub. And suddenly it's one am, we have no idea where the time's gone, and I walk home unable to stop grinning.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
YOUR MUM.

Jesus. Talk to me and find out. This description stuff is KILLING ME.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
to never have to fill one of these in again.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Jesus. What, am I five? If you can't figure it out from the rest of this stuff, talk to me and find out...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
WHAT. DID I JUST. SAY.

Tick boxes. Above. See them?

Yes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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