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Age 45 From Rochester, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Italian, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Relocated to upstate NY with my girlfriend, and as luck would have it I'm now single. I work nearly 7 day most weeks. I don't have time to get out much, which is unlike me. I would be content and happy to find someone I could chill with, we'll see how it goes from there. Oh, and they call me thefunkyaardvark on the fbook
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Belly Button
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
disposable lighter repair tech
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
drinking to excess, cow tipping, then we BOTH streak thru the cop shop whilst eating a hotdog wrapped in a donut
I've Always Wanted To Try  
magnets
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
to build a better mousetrap
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Mathematics
My Idea Of Fun Is  
drinking to just short of excess, going cow tipping, then streaking through the police station while eating a donut

Looking for

What Do You Look For?  
my keys. A lot
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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