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my soul is black just like my male parts
Age 34 From Montreal, Quebec -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, French, Dutch, Hebrew, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary |
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| Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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| My Height Is | 4' 3 (1.3 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Black |
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| My Ethnicity Is | Pacific Islander |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | Yes - Sometimes At Home |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Belly Button |
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| Body Art | Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred |
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| My Hair Is | Salt And Pepper |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Exotic Animal, Fish, Horse |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some College |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Homemaker |
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| My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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| My Job Title Is | Swindler of the forsaken |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Bully |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Internet, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Fishing / Hunting, Computers |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Trying New Things, Playing Dress-up |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Perusing outside of a movie theater, then entering into the video store nextdoor to rent Lion King, proceeding back to my car to watch said Lion King on my rear seat DVD player, to quickly move onto the part where you SAY you don't usually put out on a first date (but you do anyway when I tell you that you might be The One). At which point I tell you that my favorite position is from the rear while you are trying to escape from the car, then you essentially give in to the emotion of the moment (because you have become unconscious). This is the only way I would ever spend a first date. |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Cottage Cheese, mixed with all natural herbs and spices, and only the freshest lemonade in the area. It is all I have to look forward to in this dismal world. |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, A Flirt |
Views
| My Religion Is | Agnostic |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Middle Of The Road |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To be accepted into my family, because when they realized that I had gotten a belly button tattoo AND had plastic surgery to make the lower half of my body black AND had gotten a second round of plastic surgery to graft a panther tail onto my spinal cord, they weren't pleased :/ |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Slapstick |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Documentaries, Instructional, Soaps, Re-runs |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Animation, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, Soul |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Fantasy, Horror, Mathematics, Technical, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Feeding on the sinew of thieves and gluttons, basking in the dark of the harvest moon, all while watching the Lion King naked. |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Great Skills, Empathy, Oddities, Power |
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| What Do You Look For? | Big fat pulsating man meat |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed |
