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chubbymyke Profile Information

I am the Roach Man!
Age 42 From New York, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a punk rocker to the fullest. I sing. I play guitar. I act. I try to be funny. I'm about to try and set out to see what I'm really capable of doing in this world and I've never been more excited. I'm either the funniest guy you've ever met or the biggest jerk. Depends on how you can take sarcasm and really dry humor. Dryer than grandma's crotch. But when it comes down to it, I'm a hero, not a villain, because the hero always looks out for others. The villain is always greedy and selfish. Now...do you think you can handle it?
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slender
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Rock Star/ Actor/ Podcaster
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Doing something out of the ordinary where you can talk and get to know someone.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Traveling the world; Sky Diving; anything to make my heart beat out of my chest. Hell, I'd wrestle a bear. I'd probably lose, but I will have done it before I died.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
to perform. Anything, anytime and anywhere. I love being in front of a crowd and having the control to do what I want. The reaction, the attention, the total control over an audience. Its something that can't be described, only felt. And that's what I'm bust my butt everyday for.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
living life to its fullest. Having the best time of my life at every turn, no matter what the situation is.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
confidence. If you have that, everything else will fall into place.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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