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Be My Serpentine!
Age 42 From Lakeland, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. She appears to be between 18 and 30. She at least 5'3' as (I am 6') & doesn't live at the gym either. She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves rock & roll and may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports that she's either a blonde or a brunette. She's intelligent with a great heart. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and loves the goth-industrial scene, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please message me as I really need it to be myself. Thanks.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
Department Of State - Emergency Mgmt.
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Learning, Music, Movies, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Getting some grub, a walk around the lake and getting to know eachother...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
learning how to goth dance professionally
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Spiritual Clarity
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read  
Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going to concerts, Walking Clearwater beach at night, watching movies, getting new tat's

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I don't have too many expectations, i just want somebody in my life that wants to be wanted and loved, someone funny with a good head on her shoulders.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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