Im going to get the boring disclaimer-y kinda stuff out of the way first. I'm not looking for a friends with benefits sorta thing. If we like each other, we can take it from there.

Now, about me:
1. I dream of doing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs
2. I like lots of music, but definitely prefer old school punk, nerd rap, and rockabilly
3. I have an unhealthy obsession with Lego. I feel no shame in this.
4. I love to read, hear live music, paint, and play around on the piano. I don't do either of the last two things particularly well, but I can live with that
5. I am a HUGE fan of critters, Star Wars, explosions, and horror movies.
6. It's possible I have too many Funko Pops.
I will probably still buy more.

I'm kind of shy, love to learn science type stuff, and have a lot of tattoos.



About you:
1. Hopefully you can speak in complete sentences. That's darn sexy.
2. You must be able to financially support yourself. I can.
3. You must be able to talk about something other than sports. Sports are fine, but I enjoy a sparkling and devastating wit as much as the next girl.
4. If you can juggle or play the kazoo, bonus points will be awarded.
5. I will warn you now: if you have pics posted of your children, I will probably not answer. I just plain find that weird.
6. If you're racist, homophobic, or otherwise generally intolerant of anyone (except, possibly, one armed Albanian midgets....they're just creepy), keep moving.

So, hit me up if you wanna chat and maybe throw thinly veiled, mildly barbed insults at each other. I'm your girl.

Cancer