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I'm generally the type of person who is always ready to laugh, though I am a mortician so my sense of humor tends to be a little dark, so extra points if you laugh at the sick sh*t that comes out if my mouth that typically is only funny to me.. which makes it even funnier!!... to me :-) I am, in a word, HONEST. Don't ask unless you're damn sure the truth is really what you want. I'm looking for a friend, fun loving, good company, intelligent conversation.. a kindred spirit. I am very faithful and looking for someone with the same qualities.

Aries

Average

5' 11 (1.8 m)

Brown

Caucasian, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Other

Divorced

Yes - Sometimes At Home

Not Sure

Arms

Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

Black

Cat, Dog

Yes

Changes all the time. This week... Combichrist

Stephen King

Randal Flagg

College Degree

Self-employed

Other

Embalmer/Mortician

With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

All Is Calm

Yes - Often

Yes - Socially

Other

Never

Living

Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller

Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Dance

History, Horror, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Supernatural

Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

Date, Intimate, Committed