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Hamsters. Iykykaphuyb
Age 40 From Windsor Heights, Iowa - Online - 1 week ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Dsvid
I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Alot like Fonzi if I said that with an ironic flair but I try not to talk about myself too much because that's talkin crap bout a gangsta behind his back and I'll straight regulate on a buster talkin' bout uppin' pipe on an' op, I suppose that means pullin' a piece on myself, and then stealing his whip, which would be my car, I guess. So robbing and cappin' myself, apparently. Sounds like a drag. ....this whole tail end of the g funk era is really confusing. I don't really have to do all that right? I could just have a stern talkin' to....uhh,...myself....errrr... about being a fake gangster, and tell ....myself that I'm a real g and tell him not to play cause he don't understand the hood of the game, on bro. I'm SOOOO confused. I gotta call Warren G.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Other

More about him

What is your favorite band?  
Godflesh.Eyehategod. Yob
Who is your favorite writer?  
H.p. Lovecraft
Who is your favorite character from literature?  
Frankenstein's Monster and Cthulhu

Status

My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Yeah, right.
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Taking some acid committing a string of violent felonies
I've Always Wanted To Try  
My step mom. Oh. And cannibalism! ; {))

Views

My Goal In Life Is  
Be a successful cult leader. On my way, I think! Hahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....whew....outta breath.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaahhhhhhaaaas....gaaaaassspp......whhheeeze.........air.....ha......hh...ha.....heh....hah.....h..h......hah.....uh huh. Hah ...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
I Never Laugh

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Family, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Home & Garden, Mathematics, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Stealing a bulldozer on acid

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Power, Money, Oddities, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
A girl who isn't afraid to shoot me with an arrow. Not like cupid or some jazz. I mean like one a those ones ya hunt bears and , I dunno, runaway elderly people with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Other
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